one time (a long time ago now) when my dad was visiting
clem and teri in logan, utah
he bought a toupee from my sister-in-law's dad, who
was a barber.
dad wore the toupee to church in his home ward
and in his priesthood class, the teacher asked him to introduce
himself. he replied, "i'm ray g--"s cousin clarence"
(my dad is ray g---)
we still enjoy a good laugh about that in our family.

dad holding baby lori, clem, my brother-in-law